Sunday, May 24, 2009

Robbing the Cradle: How Preying on Underclassman Affects Your Life.

Maybe preying wasn't the best term to use, because if I saw a young feller worthy of my mack sauce, I'd lay it on like jelly.

Thoughts? Experiences? Hopes and ambitions in regards to capturing the hearts and bodies of our younger generations?

9 comments:

  1. Hmmmm I like a nice piece-o-tender meat. Hahaha

    I have never dabbled in the underclass pool in my Wash U experience. In my case this is un poco difĂ­cil de clasificar because I am a young rising senior who turns 21 this coming November (Mark your calendars). Indeed my mind has dabbled in the Young and the Restless several times, but I come to find that many underclassmen are very similar to my chocolate lab named Deuce (named so because he is the color of poo, kudos to my 17 year old bro for naming him), i.e. is in his latter puppy stages and enjoys humping, biting, and licking everyone. Old ladies like myself and I would think old geezer dudes too have been there done that, still want to dabble some more without swinging around the block too many times.

    I'm open to the idea of being a 20 year old cougar (sad), but the opportunity has yet to reveal itself and I'm ok if it never does. Also, this year I noticed that the upperclass ladies this year were following in the footsteps of some of our creeper guys and put down their mack sauce using rattles and pacifiers as bait. Touché and Bravo!!! I love it.

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  2. do whatever the fuck you want , get with whoever

    just keep it real with yourself about what you really want , and if you're actually going to get it from who you're messing with . i.e. dudes or females who are dipping down in order to find someone thats worthy of a relationship , legitimately think about whether or not an 18/19 y/o is gonna be mature enough to be a good partner for your 21/22 year old ass

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  3. HAHAHAHA dead at the description... and ur respnse!!!

    Ok maybe I'm old-fashioned but I could never date down. I too am a youngun (December) so there are lots of underclassmen that are actually older than me. Nonetheless, I don't think I could date a guy that wasn't a rising senior or older*. Why? It's a matter of maturity level and where we are in life. Physchologists say that women mature faster than men. This means that the average 20yo woman is more mature than the average 20yo man... meaning that a 20yo women is WAY more mature than an 18yo man. I'm not trying to mess with a BOY! I want a MAN!! Moreover, a rising senior and a rising freshmen(or rising soph or jun) are in totally different places in life. I'm focused on finishing my college career strongly, finding a job, looking into grad schools, etc. On the other hand, my lil tenderoni is focused on making friends, adjusting to a new environment, learning how to study, etc. While we might connect on superficial things (ie: fave tv shows, sports), fundemenatally we don't have enough in common to make a deep connection.

    *Actually, I talked to a guy who's in the class 2011 and 3 months younger than me once (not at WashU, so don't bother guessing haha)... and he was kinda immature. No offense to him, but those extra 3mos really made a difference LOL

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  4. Sidebar: YAY for our first comment from a non-contributor :)

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  5. well I wouldn't go stake out an underclassman just because they are "young fresh meat" but I think that Halle Berry made a good point about dating younger men. She basically said that the good thing about younger men is that they seem to appreciate you more. They feel kinda honored that YOU, someone who could have anyone you wanted, chose THEM. idk if this applies to college but I can defn see it.

    Anyways, I would just date who I like. Age doesn't matter (to a certain extent). Duh! Don't catch a statutory rape charge. No thank you R Kelly. But date who you want and don't stress so much about outside opinion. Just make sure u do the right thing- whatever u do.

    PS- I think I prefer older men but that might change. Heck, all my prior preferences are under construction right now. Hey! We date what we like! :-)

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  6. nothin wrong wit datin somebody younger than u cuz i've "talked" to girls younger than me b4...only problem is they think theyre more mautre than they really are. u dont come into college knowin everything so dont act like it...then come to me complainin when some fucked up shit happens...shoulda listened to me in the first place. i think i got off topic. oh yeah...
    freshman = set out (no thats not always true...yes ive come in contact wit plenty of freshmen set outs)

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  7. hmmmm I'm assuming set-out translates to FWB, f*** buddies, butt buddies (for the non-heteros out there, we show love to everyone on this blog) Definitely know that younger guys are either two things 1. ready to be with someone who is older or 2. ready to do everyone that is older, younger and in between. Freshman and even sophomores are looking to fill in their hook up books, and I can not be mad at that. Just be safe. I feel like this is where I need to start a new post about me and NMN's swag school list. New Post? Yes

    and Blackdaddy, you toooootally got off topic....do tell more haha jk jk.

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  8. Oh and if you commented on this please become a follower!!!

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  9. Basically I feel in this case, it depends on the two people in the situation. Speaking on the older woman/younger man scenario, I personally would normally say I can't go for the younger guy (partially bc of the maturity issue, partially bc of society views of a cougar lol). BUT after Making the Band 4 Season 3 viewing of Dawn and Que's r'ship, we've seen that it can work as long as both are ready (which couldn't you say that about ANY relationship regardless of age, color, whatever?). And that's a 4-5 year age difference. So to each its own...if both are mature enough for a r'ship, make it work...otherwise, you can choose to put all that young energy to good use ;-)

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